Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just had sex bonerless
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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