Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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