so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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