Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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