So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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