it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'm at about main and main street
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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