Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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