he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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