So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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