when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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