"it" just moved
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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