do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Farmville is her only friend.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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