You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
vagina is talking i cant
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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