I want to stick my p in your. b.
He felt like a one man threesome
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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