fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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