am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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