ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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