Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Farmville is her only friend.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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