That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
