do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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