How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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