in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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