Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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