i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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