covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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