i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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