He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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