I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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