worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Holy shit dude........stairs
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