oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I look better un-naked...
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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