But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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