I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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