I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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