Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Randomize
