I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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