he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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