i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
