Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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