The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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