You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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