No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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