im gay
i know
yea but for you.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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