So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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