can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
