i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
high people should be assigned attendants
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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