does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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