If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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