didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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