That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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