What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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