So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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