I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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