can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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