Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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