don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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