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I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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