Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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